Top 20 Things No One Tells You About Pregnancy.

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1. No sushi.
2. Twenty-four-hour morning sickness.
3. Forty weeks (ten months) of pregnancy.
4. No aspirin.
5. Dog nose.
6. "Glow" is sweat.
7. Excessive flatulence.
8. Heartburn.
9. Ungodly constipation.
10. CRC (Can't Remember Crap)
11. Public petting.
12. Final erosion of personal identity.
13. Incontinence.
14. Broken capillaries.
15. Difficulty breathing.
16. Difficulty sleeping.
17. No hot tubs.
18. Spongelike water retention.
19. Clumsiness.
20. "Due date" is a figure of speech.